RORY: AFTER DARK
Prima Donna of the Gutter
I’M NEVER GETTING A LARGE AGAIN…
“NO!!! – I said RAINBOW SPRINKLES NOT CHOCOLATE CHIPS!” (pause) (woman scoops out chocolate chips, goes to add rainbow sprinkles) “NO! I MEANT CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES!”… -John McGee
READY TO THROW SOME SHADE?
Cuz I am! Saint Marks. So budget.
THANKS, JEROME. YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE.
…Bye bye, tax refund.
LIVING IN THE CITY WITH PRIMER… 2.0
Amidst this hellacious excuse for an apartment I’ve been living in for the past week… I managed to pull my look out of the gutter.
MY FEELINGS EXACTLY
When my phone rings: “I came up from the mother fuckin’ old school wit my Mac notebook and my PRO-tools.”
“I WANT LEOPARD SKIN & YOU KNOW ALL THAT CRAZY… LIZARD SKIN… SHIT.”
Today is going to be bomb not only because of my new Nicki The Ninja ringtones but also because of my new Patricia Field leopard sweatshirt. That’s right. Leopard. You know I did it with the gold shoes too.
