Thanks, Karl. You little asshole.

Thanks, Karl. You little asshole.

…It’s Thursday, why not?


This one’s dedicated to Mawcie Woberts:


Debt? Is that you? You’re so close, boo. Back off.
THESE are proof that there is a God. And they have my size! DECISIONS!!


This would be much better if it was ME, not Nick Cannononononn:


She loves balls…

I walk hard, so occasionally I need my toes cleaned out by a profesh. Last night I hung out with my Asian-cling-on, Vanna. We got our toes did and Vanna killed a fly with her bare hands, then it fell into it’s grave in her stank feet water. #theworst


There’s been a run of Mariah GIFs lately and I can’t say that I mind.

…this Chocolate Cupcake face mask from Lush smells so good, I’m starving. It’s all natural and made out of food and shit… kind of weird, but… I went with it anyway.

No. It’s just a little Fruitchetta… that’s all. Simmer down.
It’s a little recipe Nina Spezz and I developed based off the Strawberry Bruchetta recipe found here and this weekend I made it all by myself. No adult supervision or NOTHIN’. And it was actually good! #allidoiswin

Nicki goes hard. I feel like this verse gives me hope that her album is going to be hot. *Cough Cough* Unlike the Your Love video *Cough*…
