I just registered myself for summer Kickball! Freshness on the field!
RORY: AFTER DARK
Prima Donna of the Gutter
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BREATHING IS MAD OVERRATED.
My little trip to the ER on Sunday where I accidentally lied to the Triage Nurse and told her I’d been intubated before. (My bad) The service ended up being QUICK. Would I lie again? In this case… probably.
THANKS, JEROME. YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE.
…Bye bye, tax refund.
“I WANT LEOPARD SKIN & YOU KNOW ALL THAT CRAZY… LIZARD SKIN… SHIT.”
Today is going to be bomb not only because of my new Nicki The Ninja ringtones but also because of my new Patricia Field leopard sweatshirt. That’s right. Leopard. You know I did it with the gold shoes too.
SWEET JESUS
I think I feel a sin a coming on.
IS YOUR NAME, SABRE?
You don’t have to ask me twice. X-Large x Sabre team up to release “The Dude”. I love.
HOW BOUT A LITTLE SUCKLE OF MY ZIPPLE?
All hail… the Marc Jacobs 2010 Spring/Summer Zip It Sneaker Collection.
FEW THINGS SMELL BETTER THAN A COCONUT BAY CANDLE
Can I get a AMEN?! I’m sitting in my apartment right now basking in the smell, reminiscing about my Coconut Bay filled two years at Endicott. Crazy how a little smell can take it back like that.
HELLO, YES!
Three G’s for a leather jacket? Ain’tnothang.
