…I can have breakfast NEAR my (black market) Tiffany blue wall! Win!
RORY: AFTER DARK
Prima Donna of the Gutter
Filed under So Budget …
WILL FIST PUMP FOR FURNITURE
Last night, McGee and I took a trip to Jersey to get some furniture and Target goods. The car: a light blue mini-van. Yes, just picture it. Let the image simmer.
It was a late night but we got some hot shit. This whole two-people-can’t-carry-one-thing into my new building is getting old really fast and I’ve only been there for two nights. The building rules really aren’t conducive to my late night furniture shopping lifestyle. The doormen are a little to RA-like for my taste.
MOVING ON UP (TOWN)
Because my weekend wasn’t long and hellacious enough… I decided to move on Monday. We packed that little 10′ UHAUL to the brim and moved all my furniture in a very stealth, 007, kind of way. *Brushes shoulder off* Lisa Management, suck it.
McGee playing with the plants…
McGee playing with a glass bowl…
And Betty, after a long day of packing, moving, walking in the rain, and getting her weave straight…
NO CLEAR COAT – I AIN’T NO DWIGHT!
Had to get my toes cleaned out by a profesh after a winter of wearing (all black everything) black socks. Ding! While I was sitting there I really wanted to get all Foxy Brown on this chick and beat her little ass with my Blackberry but… she wasn’t mouthing off and I don’t have a Blackberry. A boy can dream though.
READY TO THROW SOME SHADE?
Cuz I am! Saint Marks. So budget.
EYE GOT BALLZ
Ashtrayyyyy… you’re not online today, so I’m reaching out to you via roryrockmore.com. This is what our relationship has come to. (I hope you’re interviewing.)
Gaga showing off Ambush‘s new eye ball rings. YES PLEASE!
A BULLET WITH YOUR NAME/MY FILES ON IT
Crooks & Castles Bullet Flash Drive! They’re gold! and FUNCTIONAL!! Making them nn all around bullet WIN!! $45 <—- Sign me up!
They’re available at their online store here.
LEMME WALK WIT MY PEOPLE, YOUNG
I’ll take two pair of the slip-on green…and… two slip-on pink. In case one pair gets dirty and yes I want a pair of pink shoes. What about it?
Comin’ through with the Fox Five Squadrant:
WEIRD IS RELATIVE
Ain’t that the truth? I watched The Addams Family tonight because I’ve been itching to see it on Broadway, though the thought of sitting through a musical makes me want to gouge my eyes out… this one is an exception. I feel a strong connection to Wednesday, I can’t figure out why…
Also, iTunes Movie Rentals… don’t sleep on it. $2.99 and 15 minutes to download. YES PLEASE.
