…I can have breakfast NEAR my (black market) Tiffany blue wall! Win!
RORY: AFTER DARK
Prima Donna of the Gutter
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WILL FIST PUMP FOR FURNITURE
Last night, McGee and I took a trip to Jersey to get some furniture and Target goods. The car: a light blue mini-van. Yes, just picture it. Let the image simmer.
It was a late night but we got some hot shit. This whole two-people-can’t-carry-one-thing into my new building is getting old really fast and I’ve only been there for two nights. The building rules really aren’t conducive to my late night furniture shopping lifestyle. The doormen are a little to RA-like for my taste.
ALI, IS THAT YOU?
I love big eyebrows… for this reason… she looks like a terrorist.
WIT MY MAC NOTEBOOK & MY PRO-TOOLS
A little sexy from this past weekend:
CRAZYSEXYCOOL FOR THE WIN!
I just registered myself for summer Kickball! Freshness on the field!
MOVING ON UP (TOWN)
Because my weekend wasn’t long and hellacious enough… I decided to move on Monday. We packed that little 10′ UHAUL to the brim and moved all my furniture in a very stealth, 007, kind of way. *Brushes shoulder off* Lisa Management, suck it.
McGee playing with the plants…
McGee playing with a glass bowl…
And Betty, after a long day of packing, moving, walking in the rain, and getting her weave straight…
BREATHING IS MAD OVERRATED.
My little trip to the ER on Sunday where I accidentally lied to the Triage Nurse and told her I’d been intubated before. (My bad) The service ended up being QUICK. Would I lie again? In this case… probably.
A VISIT FROM MY SMELLY LITTLE TULIP HERSELF
I had to babysit this trash all weekend.
ME & KITTY ALL UP IN THE OASIS
It’s not a day for work, it’s a day for catching tan.
NO CLEAR COAT – I AIN’T NO DWIGHT!
Had to get my toes cleaned out by a profesh after a winter of wearing (all black everything) black socks. Ding! While I was sitting there I really wanted to get all Foxy Brown on this chick and beat her little ass with my Blackberry but… she wasn’t mouthing off and I don’t have a Blackberry. A boy can dream though.
