FABULOUS & BAROQUE: WE’RE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM HERE.


So… I recently reported about my new Linvin Queen of Love chair that I’m in love with… consider that a gateway drug as I’m about to introduce you to Fabulous & Baroque and launch you into another realm far beyond the scope of your wildest Ikea-tainted dreams.

Large. Extravagant. Shiny. Bold. I reccommend everything if you can afford it and not end up Fabulous & Buh-roke. You know the saying “Let your haters be your motivators?”… well that’s stupid. Let Fabulous & Baroque be your motivator… for success because once you can move into a house furnished with these luxurious Louis XIII-like pieces, you know you’ve made it.

I tumbled a picture of the black bed a while back and thought “God, I wish I knew where this was from”… and HERE IT IS… straight from the owner Danae “on ma Facebook.” *Andy Cohen voice*

“Our mission is to provide unique, one of a kind furniture for a lifetime of enjoyment!”

-The owners, Malcolm & Danae

…I say, Mission accomplished.

It’s like… I want to say the gold bed is my favorite but then there’s the black bed… and like… over there is the silver bed… I JUST CAN’T HANDLE IT!

As a grown man, I never thought I needed a vanity… until now.

Check out the rest of their collection here including all colors of my favorite chair in the whole world.

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